Humor ’bout Bechkam and Indonesian

Dlm dinner tadi malam, david beckham berusaha u/ ramah thd syahrini
Beckham : ” Do U like salad ?”
Dikira nanyain Sholat, syahrini menjawab : “Oh yes, five times a day.”
Beckham : ” Wow, that’s very healthy. What kind of dressing do you like for salad ?”
Syahrini : “Mukena, of course.”
Si Beckham berfikir keras ‘that must be a new dressing for salad I never knew it before’
Sampai di bagian chinese food, si jambul khatulistiwa berusaha membalas keramahan si beckham . Bhs Inggris pas-pasan, tp nekad :
Syahrini (sambil nyendok mie yg masih panas) : ” Do you like mie ?”
Beckham (bingung, dipikirnya me, saya) : “eeemm….yes. With all respect.”
Syahrini (dg mantap menimpali) : “still hot you know”
Beckham : ??@% =))

ANAK BUAH memasang spanduk,
Tertulis :

” SELAMAT DATANG DAVID BECKAM ”

SI BOS : ” Woi.. Kurang H-nya tuh ! Ganti !! ”

ANAK BUAH : siap BOS!!
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Keesokan harinya, spanduk dipasang kembali …Tertulis :

” SELAMAT DATANG H. DAVID BECKAM ”

Setelah diperbaiki kemarin, skrg tertulis di spanduk:
SELAMAT DATANG H. DAVID BECKAM!
Si Bos teriak: Woi.. Bukan begitu! H-nya di belakang K!! Ganti lagi!!!
Besoknya di spanduk tertulis: SELAMAT DATANG K.H. DAVID BECKAM…

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